2 Practice positive thinking. Positive thinking is essential to giving up swearing. This is because people are generally much more inclined to swear when they are complaining about something, in a bad mood or just being negative in general. By thinking positively, you are removing the need to swear altogether. Catchyou later. Bye. Be Good. Be good, or be good at it. Catch you later Alligator. After awhile Crocodile. The English language can be very difficult to grasp with so many different ways to say the same thing, but it always shows good manners and fine etiquette to use a proper greeting and farewell. Fromwhimsical colloquialisms to hilarious metaphors, here's an exploration of creative and funny ways to say "please" that might tickle your funny bone while making your communication more engaging and memorable. Ways to Say Please. Funny Ways to Say Please. Below are the 60 funny ways to say "Please" Pretty peas on a pod, would you? Remember there is no "right" approach for how to show appreciation and affection. However, according to Gary Chapman, author of the bestselling book The 5 Love Languages, of the five love Kudasai 下さい / ください. Please (give me something / do something) Kudasai literally means 'please give me' and is used to make simple, neutral requests with either a verb or a noun, for example mite kudasai (look please) or kohi kudasai (coffee please). Though it's not the most polite way of saying 'please' in Japanese, it Sweetie you can't afford me. I have a strict 'no deals with the devil' policy. That's such a funny joke! HAHAHAHA! I'd rather swallow a pillow. It's N to the O! I'd rather pull out each of my teeth and swallow them all together. I would say no even if you kissed my butt. Learnother ways to say "no.". If "no" sounds too harsh for you, try something that feels softer. "I can't take this on right now" or "I don't have time in my schedule right now Afourth polite way to say "goodbye" in Korean is the polite form of "go" in Korean, 가세요. It's like saying "please go". (The regular form of go is 가요.) This particular expression is used by older speakers, typically when they're saying goodbye to younger people. #5 잘 가요 (jal gayo) - "Go well" in Korean Dont throw that!". I simply said "Ow! That really hurt. Please hold your toys.". In the end my parenting has become much more intentional by using negative language and "no" less and coming up with a more positive approach. It makes the power of "no" retain its meaning and has created clear boundaries for my children. Beconfident and know what you want. This means thinking through why you want to wait before you're in a sex situation. Say "no.". You don't owe anyone — even someone you love — an explanation for why you don't want to do what they want you to do. You can explain if you want, but you don't have to. Tell them what you do want to 0WDL.